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This site is a continuation of my online novel-in-email, xo bri xoxo me xoxoxo love you christy. Call it a soap opera in email.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Instant message

christyswims@yahoo.com (6:53:03 AM): Knock knock!!!
Ledoux67 (6:56:20 AM): Ahhhhh, whaddaYOU want???
christyswims@yahoo.com (6:56:47 AM): lol, I'm up and back from swimming, checking my email and saw you were online.
christyswims@yahoo.com (6:56:55 AM): Did you swim yet?
Ledoux67 (6:57:04 AM): Amazingly no
christyswims@yahoo.com (6:57:14 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (6:57:34 AM): unless you count going in the drink last night after dark
christyswims@yahoo.com (6:57:48 AM): starlight?
Ledoux67 (6:58:26 AM): no actually hazy and very very cold. but we'd polished off that bottle of wine and it seemed like a good idea
christyswims@yahoo.com (6:58:55 AM): yeah, we recommend that at the y all the time, get drunk and then take a dip in a dark lake on a cold night, lol
Ledoux67 (6:59:38 AM): hahahaha
Ledoux67 (6:59:47 AM): bitch
christyswims@yahoo.com (6:59:55 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (7:00:32 AM): sorry i'm delayed here... mom made muffins and i've got butter all over my fingers...
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:00:44 AM): mmmmmmm... what kind???
Ledoux67 (7:01:04 AM): just melted butter... the kind that you get at a store
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:01:08 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (7:01:25 AM): but cereally folks....
Ledoux67 (7:01:35 AM): raisin bran muffins
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:01:41 AM): kaboom!
Ledoux67 (7:02:03 AM): haha... that's what dad said but you know they don't affect me that way.
Ledoux67 (7:02:21 AM): Brian either.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:02:24 AM): What about Brian?
Ledoux67 (7:02:54 AM): I said BRIAN EITHER!!!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:02:58 AM): We crossed!! lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:03:23 AM): they don't affect me that way either, hot coffee on the other hand
Ledoux67 (7:03:39 AM): yeah, tell me about it.
Ledoux67 (7:03:59 AM): brb... I have to run to the head...
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:04:12 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (7:11:47 AM): Back!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:11:56 AM): Oh so you weren't kidding??
Ledoux67 (7:12:12 AM): No.... kaBOOOOM!!!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:12:20 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (7:12:50 AM): No, I just peed but also was talking to mom... she says HI!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:13:00 AM): Hi Fran!
Ledoux67 (7:13:24 AM): Allo christykelly morone!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:13:35 AM): is that you Fran??
Ledoux67 (7:13:59 AM): ouais! how are you??
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:14:29 AM): good, just got back from swimming and enjoying the quiet house for a little bit.
Ledoux67 (7:14:41 AM): doyou want a mufin?
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:14:52 AM): lol sure, send me one.
Ledoux67 (7:15:18 AM): it might be stale by the time youget it.
Ledoux67 (7:15:31 AM): how is maggie? and marty?
Ledoux67 (7:15:40 AM): how are lmoa
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:17:08 AM): lol, good, Maggie's a handful, can't believe she is starting pre-k this fall, I've been sad about that, Marty meanwhile has already started with the band, he's in there all morning and all night and some afternoons. so it feels like fall has already begun.
Ledoux67 (7:18:23 AM): marguerite said
it is hardto say them go off to school, hard to see them grown older, i creied all day when jompaw went off since he was my youngest, felt like his childhood had ended
Ledoux67 (7:18:42 AM): when marguerite went we had a party
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:18:51 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (7:18:57 AM): lmoa
Ledoux67 (7:19:30 AM): and how is maura the swimgirl???
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:20:04 AM): happy, busy every time i call, working at work plus working on her photography and seeing this guy she really likes
Ledoux67 (7:20:18 AM): i heard about him, todd the difl
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:20:39 AM): lol, i just sprayed coffee on the screen
Ledoux67 (7:21:13 AM): sorry
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:21:24 AM): is this really fran??
Ledoux67 (7:21:50 AM): ouais it is, do you wanto ask me a secret question?
Ledoux67 (7:22:29 AM): marguerite is standing overmyshoulder and laughing at my typing, she just told me what dilf is
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:22:43 AM): are you shocked???
Ledoux67 (7:23:02 AM): i will wait to see a picture of this boy and then let you know
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:23:08 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:24:11 AM): he's a nice guy, 32 yo, two kids, sweet guy and really loves maura and encourages her to do her photography, etc etc.
Ledoux67 (7:24:42 AM): what is yo??
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:25:35 AM): he's moving into an apt this weekend nearer to her because his kids were in school down south in the state, he was basically living with his parents but now that they are more serious they want to be closer and maura says he was kind of looking for an excuse to move anyway, so
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:25:51 AM): yo = "years old" 32 years old.
Ledoux67 (7:26:06 AM): ahhhhh so she is datring an older man!!!!!
Ledoux67 (7:26:19 AM): exotic, so in character
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:26:40 AM): yeah lol I didn't think of it like that but yeah.
Ledoux67 (7:27:06 AM): she is so mature she always seems to me like she would be the older one in any couple
Ledoux67 (7:27:32 AM): i am giving you back to marguerite, the busser just went off and more muffins coming out
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:27:48 AM): lol ok, nice talking to you.
Ledoux67 (7:28:01 AM): je t'aime christy!!!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:28:19 AM): aww thank you, je t'aime to you too mrs. ledoux!!!!!
Ledoux67 (7:28:58 AM): SHE TYPED DIFL CHRISTY hahahahahaha
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:29:17 AM): lol stop making fun of your mom, she got up to make you muffins!!
Ledoux67 (7:29:28 AM): we were laughing so hard here!
Ledoux67 (7:29:50 AM): I said "Mom when you make a mistake why don't you go back and fix it?"
Ledoux67 (7:30:07 AM): "ohhh she knows what I mean, is not worth it"
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:30:33 AM): i love your mom
Ledoux67 (7:30:48 AM): yeah me too:-)
Ledoux67 (7:31:27 AM): she always says you're like her second daughter
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:31:32 AM): awwwww that's nice
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:31:49 AM): that's why I say don't make fun of her
Ledoux67 (7:32:07 AM): what and let her just go make that crack about the party???
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:32:16 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (7:32:33 AM): she just types that stuff because i'm sitting here.
Ledoux67 (7:32:41 AM): and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:32:49 AM): what??
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:33:10 AM): warm muffin???8-)
Ledoux67 (7:33:26 AM): HOT muffin
Ledoux67 (7:33:43 AM): so hot I almost can't handle it....
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:33:56 AM): mmmmmmmm
Ledoux67 (7:34:11 AM): wow... talk about kaboom...i'm gonna have to swim with a depends on.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:34:24 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:35:00 AM): I still haven't had breakfast, maggie and i usually walk to the bakery after daddy leaves
Ledoux67 (7:35:21 AM): Well, tell him to get the hell outta the house!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:35:35 AM): lol I don't even think he's up yet.
Ledoux67 (7:35:46 AM): What time does he go in there??
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:36:10 AM): This morning 9 am, I think. If it was 8 he'd be gone already.
Ledoux67 (7:36:51 AM): Brian just came in
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:37:10 AM): hi Brian!!!! :-)
Ledoux67 (7:37:27 AM): He says HI but he's going for the muffins
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:37:37 AM): lol i bet he is
Ledoux67 (7:37:56 AM): no he tried going for those last night and was rebuffed!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:38:05 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:38:15 AM): good word by the way
Ledoux67 (7:38:31 AM): thank you. I am after all an educator.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:38:39 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:38:53 AM): so did you guys skinny dip when you went in last night???
Ledoux67 (7:39:02 AM): ewwwww
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:39:21 AM): ewwww what??? what's wrong with skinny dipping???
Ledoux67 (7:39:30 AM): hahaha no
Ledoux67 (7:39:48 AM): Brian has a big cut on his calf.
Ledoux67 (7:40:00 AM): I don't remember THAT happening.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:40:09 AM): Does he???
Ledoux67 (7:40:32 AM): "Unfortunately yes."
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:40:43 AM): from last night??
Ledoux67 (7:41:11 AM): He says when he got out of the water last night he cut it on the dock
Ledoux67 (7:41:31 AM): and in answer to your question, yes of course skinny dipping
Ledoux67 (7:41:51 AM): that was the only thing that kept us warm, was each other. COLLLLLLD in that water.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:42:06 AM): i could've told you THAT
Ledoux67 (7:42:33 AM): Brian is reading over my shoulder but making ME type....
Ledoux67 (7:42:52 AM): "Actually the water wasn't that bad... it was the cold air that was bad."
Ledoux67 (7:43:00 AM): he's right again.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:43:09 AM): lol same as always
Ledoux67 (7:43:19 AM): ok....
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:43:28 AM): what???
Ledoux67 (7:43:58 AM): well, up close it's not THAT bad a cut... just looked kind of nasty because he just took a shower and rubbed it open I guess
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:44:10 AM): Brian took a shower up there????
Ledoux67 (7:44:19 AM): Yeah... will wonders cease?
Ledoux67 (7:44:33 AM): I guess he thinks we're going into town or something.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:44:42 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:44:48 AM): brb
Ledoux67 (7:47:35 AM): "Tall and tan and young and lovelyyyy..."
Ledoux67 (7:50:14 AM): ohhhhhh.... but I don't even know jouuuuuuuu
Ledoux67 (7:50:44 AM): howwwwwwwwww.... can i tell jou i lovvvvve jouuuuuuuu...
Ledoux67 (7:51:23 AM): tall and tan and young and lovely...
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:51:35 AM): lol i'm back... don't you know any other hold muzak?
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:54:19 AM): hello????
Ledoux67 (7:54:42 AM): haha... i'm here... i ran to get another muffin. that's three now!
Ledoux67 (7:54:50 AM): so good!
Ledoux67 (7:55:20 AM): and JESUS! Brian must of put a whole stick of butter on his.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:56:22 AM): marty is up, he has to be in at 8:30 and is rushing all over the place
Ledoux67 (7:56:42 AM): Stay out of his way!
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:56:59 AM): believe me, I learned THAT lesson when we were engaged.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:57:27 AM): just hope he doesn't draw Maggie out, that is the big wild card when he's trying to get going, she gets up and wants his attention.
Ledoux67 (7:57:58 AM): yeah, that was how becca was.
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:58:17 AM): brb again
christyswims@yahoo.com (7:58:31 AM): pick a different song this time lol
Ledoux67 (7:59:26 AM): well up here...
Ledoux67 (7:59:53 AM): Becca is up and she and her grandpa are down shooting hoops already.
Ledoux67 (8:00:18 AM): She's got a mean hookshot and fadeaway jumper Christy!
Ledoux67 (8:01:04 AM): I was kind of surprised that she wanted to play little league this spring because she never really expressed any interest...
Ledoux67 (8:01:17 AM): maybe she'll start playing hoops too.
Ledoux67 (8:01:42 AM): And mom has the effin' radio turned up TOO LOUD. Some French shit, lmaaao.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:02:10 AM): lol, wouldn't that be called merde??
Ledoux67 (8:02:19 AM): I guess.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:02:48 AM): Marty took off, I offered to make him scrambed eggs and he said "no, I'll just stop at sheetz and get a shmuffin"
Ledoux67 (8:03:00 AM): Ewwwww. God.
Ledoux67 (8:03:15 AM): I think I just puked in my mouth a little when I read that.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:03:46 AM): lol well I think i puked a little in my mouth when he SAID it.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:04:18 AM): But he says he's gotta get going, he's in a rush, yadayadayada
Ledoux67 (8:05:46 AM): It would take him as much OR LESS time to have you MAKE him something than it would for him to stop in there and grab it on the fly, PLUS it'll be better
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:05:51 AM): I told him that it'd take just as much time for me to make him something as it would for him to stop, but the whole issue is that he's gotta RUSH so I didn't argue, go on ahead, have a shmuffin, see if I care.
Ledoux67 (8:06:06 AM): WE CROSSED!!!
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:06:26 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:06:51 AM): it's like i said to kath....
Ledoux67 (8:07:22 AM): ......
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:07:44 AM): these are the kind of arguments I have with MAGGIE, I'm not going to waste my energy arguing about it with HIM.
Ledoux67 (8:08:13 AM): Haha
Ledoux67 (8:09:16 AM): Well like you said, the whole point is that he feels like he's gotta rush and if he lets you take five minutes to whoop him up some scrambles then that countermands the whole I AM IN TOO MUCH OF A HURRY TO SIT AND HAVE BREAKFAST thing.
Ledoux67 (8:09:36 AM): Brian agrees by the way.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:09:40 AM): Yeah.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:09:47 AM): THanks Brian.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:10:04 AM): Cross!!
Ledoux67 (8:10:06 AM): CROSS
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:10:51 AM): Well you know he DOESN'T have time to sit and have breakfast but he doesn't have time to stop at a crowded sheetz during rush hour either, either way he'll be late so why not have something GOOD.
Ledoux67 (8:11:28 AM): He probably won't stop at all.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:12:29 AM): No you're right, he definitely won't, he's just saying that so he can get out of the house. LIKE I'M GOING TO SCOLD HIM AND SAY "YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT HAVING BREAKFAST!!!" Why can't he just say "I'm running late, I'll just skip breakfast."
Ledoux67 (8:12:41 AM): Who knows? F him
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:12:47 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (8:13:07 AM): HE'S the one who's gonna be hungry... don't worry about it.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:13:54 AM): yeah I know, I just don't want him to eat junk that's all.
Ledoux67 (8:14:27 AM): Well, maybe he can do like Brian did and have a tiny muffin with a half a stick of butter smeared on it. Jesus...
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:14:41 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (8:14:58 AM): I swear... he just had his daily allotment of dairy.
Ledoux67 (8:15:12 AM): Now mom'll have to go churn more.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:15:24 AM): lol, have Becca do it.
Ledoux67 (8:15:34 AM): Oh yeah...
Ledoux67 (8:15:44 AM): could you see if we had to do THAT????
Ledoux67 (8:15:58 AM): TSK! I DON'T EVEN LIKE STUPID BUTTER.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:16:25 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (8:16:39 AM): She should be saying a prayer of gratitude every morning that we're not AMISH
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:17:06 AM): lol
Ledoux67 (8:17:21 AM): Thank you! You're a wonderful audience!
Ledoux67 (8:17:28 AM): So....
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:17:34 AM): so???
Ledoux67 (8:17:54 AM): When is Todd moving? Where? What's the latest word on that??
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:19:52 AM): Well I talked to Maura last night, and she said Todd's lease starts at the new place on Aug 1, so he's going to START moving things in then. GOing to take his time over the next few weeks getting set up and then by the time the school year starts have his kids move in.
Ledoux67 (8:20:18 AM): Never understood why he had them down there anyway.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:21:05 AM): well the biggie was that his ex was still in Stowe area and he didn't want them to be in the same area as her, but apparently she moved to maine, so that's no problem anymore.
Ledoux67 (8:21:21 AM): You think Maura will move in with him?
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:21:28 AM): No.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:21:35 AM): Not yet.
Ledoux67 (8:21:43 AM): You seem sure.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:22:16 AM): Well I didn't ask and she didn't say but you saw her place, she gets a lot of work done on her photography, that extra bedroom is a darkroom.
Ledoux67 (8:23:04 AM): Rita said she said something to her like "You two could move in together. He could move into your place" and she said "Yeah, but then I'd lose my darkroom."
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:23:25 AM): Probably down the road if they continue to see each other they will get a house.
Ledoux67 (8:23:43 AM): Do you think they wil?
Ledoux67 (8:23:49 AM): L
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:23:55 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:24:40 AM): I don't know, if she wants to probably, he's a nice guy and she loves him, loves his kids, but she's so....
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:25:11 AM): trying to think of words
Ledoux67 (8:25:16 AM): Independent. Yeah.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:25:26 AM): no not independent
Ledoux67 (8:25:42 AM): Maybe not "independent" but...
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:25:48 AM): lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:26:21 AM): she just would need to be able to keep doing what she's doing, be autonomous while with him, if they got a place together she wouldn't want to GIVE UP anything.
Ledoux67 (8:26:48 AM): Of course she doesn't HAVE to.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:27:38 AM): no and she wouldn't.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:28:18 AM): but she worries that she would
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:28:23 AM): brb
Ledoux67 (8:28:35 AM): CRIMINY! WHAT NOW???
Ledoux67 (8:29:20 AM): Just wanted to let you know that this SECOND batch of muffins isn't a RAISIN bran... it's a BLUEBERRY bran...
Ledoux67 (8:29:48 AM): There is no butter left in the house, by the way.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:30:32 AM): lol, back, just heard Maggie rocking upstairs and went up to give her a kiss.
Ledoux67 (8:30:46 AM): how is her rocking at night?
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:31:38 AM): better, she is ok, the weekend seems to calm her down because then we are all together.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:32:08 AM): and blueberry bran sounds good, I am so hungry
Ledoux67 (8:32:31 AM): Well woman, you offered to make MARTY scrambles, why don't you make yourself some???
Ledoux67 (8:32:40 AM): You did SWIM this morning.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:32:58 AM): I had some yogurt, we'll be walking to the bakery here in a little bit.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:33:13 AM): I'll get a couple sticks of butter there and I'll be fine, lol
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:33:31 AM): I'm going to get her ready and going.
Ledoux67 (8:33:44 AM): OK.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:33:54 AM): Talk later??
Ledoux67 (8:34:18 AM): Yeah, I'll call during her naptime this afternoon and we can chat. OR we can do this again, up to you.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:34:35 AM): Whichever is fine with me. This costs you less.
Ledoux67 (8:34:49 AM): I don't care about that.
Ledoux67 (8:35:03 AM): I'll call.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:35:05 AM): Then call.
Ledoux67 (8:35:15 AM): CROSS
Ledoux67 (8:35:24 AM): I think.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:35:37 AM): lol I can't even tell anymore.
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:35:51 AM): OK, so I'm gonna get Maggie moving. Enjoy the morning guys!
Ledoux67 (8:36:01 AM): You too!
Ledoux67 (8:36:20 AM): Becca is in and says HI and "Say HI to Maggie for me!"
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:36:40 AM): Hi Becca! :-) I will!!!
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:36:50 AM): Later gator!
Ledoux67 (8:36:57 AM): Later woman!
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:37:05 AM): Love you! Bye!
Ledoux67 (8:37:21 AM): Love you too! xoxoxoxoxo me!!
Ledoux67 (8:37:37 AM): bye
christyswims@yahoo.com (8:37:48 AM): bye!!! xoxoxo

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